Endless Punk Rock Birthday Card with Glitter horror lets out a startling goat

lets out a startling goat scream from somewhere nobody can quite pinpoint

and singing for 10 hours of endless love declarations

and that's exactly the point

This card breaks the rules

For anyone who knows the meme

Endless Punk Rock Birthday Card with Glitter horror lets out a startling goatThis punk rock birthday card sings "Happy Birthday" and won't stop until the battery dies It looks like a normal birthday card: a punk rock T Rex with a flaming orange mohawk on the front, "Hope it's Dino Mite" on the inside. But the second it opens, it rips into a punk rock version of "Happy Birthday" on an endless loop no off switch, no mercy. Close it, stuff it in a drawer, hide it under a couch cushion: it keeps playing for hours until the battery